By Abdulrasaq Kamaldeen
Let’s decide the outcome of an egg laid down before its hatches. The clog of the devil, perhaps,it’s in the devil itself. The devil can poison someone’s mind and can’t kill.
Everyone on earth derives their enjoyment from different sources: a man enjoys it because he chooses it and acts on it. The moon on earth wishes to leave earth for heaven because the flowers of joy were planted in the heaven’s farm.
That’s by the way. Meanwhile, let me remove the skirt and unpaint the makeup on my face before they label me as Bobrisky or tag me with several names which I didn’t wear. Do you know that two unique sets of people live on the soil of Usmanu Danfodiyo University, Sokoto ? If you didn’t know, I will tell you.
These people, students think, are the only sets relishing in UDUS campus. But one is more famous than the other. Let me unwrap the garment before you say l am beating around the bush: Morocco Lords and Wi-fi Lords.
Morocco lords tap their enjoyment from having a love partner on the campus. Mostly their enjoyment period starts when the birds have gone to bed. Their villas are under the trees, but some preserved morrocoing in the class while reading because they believe they can comprehend what they are reading.
From collecting coolers to relishing on the vibe that comes with sitting close to a love partner, these people live like the lords of the presidential villa in Abuja.
“Hello babe, will you be available at night, l need to talk with you?” That’s how they oppress to impress the Boko lords. Anyways, oppression or impression, na evidence mata at the end, if not, you go explain tire.
Meanwhile, let’s talk about the ‘let me use my 10k I paid for.’ The WiFi lords. These people value WiFi usage more than having a love partner. They derive joy more than staying with a lady for a whole day. It’s an abomination to them!
The only problem WiFi lords face is electricity. They aren’t used to collecting coolers like Morocco Lords, but far away from the world outlet by watching Facebook reels, Whatsapp chatting, downloading several movies and games, PDFs among others.
Most of these WiFi Lords are social media addicts. They are using more than the money paid for the WiFi. Even they do Morocco through the use of WiFi by chatting and video calling with their Queens.
I see the two sets of people like two oceans that are flowing but they never meet and encounter each other.